A version of the super amazing Latin translation program that runs on modern Macs. (2015.06.27)

Catch people in the field using trite phrases. (2007.10.1)

NASD on your tail? Problem with investors? Choose a new name from this convenient list. (2007.02.19)

One of those things you worry about once you've learned to solve it. (2007.01.30)

Laugh, until you wish you had one for your house... (2007.01.15)

Only be offended if it resembles something you've written. (If you're cited here, it's a sign of affection). (2006.02.20)

Used this to demonstrate the form of a Chopin piece to get my first professor appointment. (The scrollbar used to align with the current point in the piece). (2005.01.15)

Yeah, cuz we all want our own libraries. (2004.09.10)

Reinhold Philban asks "Is that your final answer?" (2000.09.01)

This was going to be a cool new front page where if you clicked on a line the rest would go away and open up a new page. But then I got sick of black web pages. So it's just a shift-three. (2000.02.10)

If you threw a party and didn't invite a 300 year old composer, what would that say about you? (2000.02.07)

The real problem is that people keep coming and going faster than I can update this. (1999.11.01)

You photocopied a page from New Grove or MGG -- what volume did it come from? (1999.10.01)

No longer looking for subletters. (1999.06.02)

A 1998 T-shirt with a Y2K joke on it? You know you can't resist. (1998.08.27)

This was a 1997-98 attempt at having an admin page that gave the current university dining hall menu (retrieved via a cron script) and a notepad to use as a todo list using a lot of IE proprietary tags. Now you just get to see a static image of the last (broken) version. (1998.01.10)